NO Museum Shakespeare

No Museum Shakespeare
mu·se·um Shake·speare
/mjuˈziəm/ /ˈʃeɪkspiːə/

a production of a Shakespearean play that is so reverently directed, designed, and performed that it sucks the life out of it, rendering it a museum piece to be examined, not enjoyed, studied, not relished; often performed quasi-period by men in tights spouting faux-British accents…

You’ll never get that from FireMuse Shakespeare.